Thus the muses spake:
"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves"
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
THESE GOTHIC LOLITAS SINGING WITH A KAWAII ASS VOICE OVER A DEATH METAL BASE ARE LITERALLY MY NEW OBSESSION I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
English translation for chorus: “Check-it-out chocolate. Can I have a bit of chocolate?
But my weight worries me a bit these days.
I feel these lyrics in my soul.
(But really, go look at this band’s other music because they’re so good.)
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.