I live next to a park and for the past week, at around 4pm, the same group of loud, obnoxious teenagers come sit under my window being annoying as fuck. At around 4:19pm, every day, one of them goes “YO. YO, YOU GUYS! IT’S 4:20! AHHHhhhh!!” And they all smoke weed. And half of the time they’re like several feet away from a swing set where people are trying to treat their toddlers to a nice day at the park.
I don’t care if you smoke weed. It does bother me that you smoke ANYTHING near children. It also bothers me that you’re loud and annoying because when I have a bunch of homework I don’t WANT to hear your stupid jokes and screeching.
If this continues I might be forced to leap from my second story window and falcon punch each one of them in the face.
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.