May 2013
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
dimmitutto:
sweetmoonbeam17:
1. He dances like this at parties
2. He can do this with his face
3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass
4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot
5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general
classy as fuck
6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF,...
damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
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erysichthon:
No, but really this was probably one of my favorite moments in the entire film.
Bitch, why you sittin’ between me and my man?
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My friends
Friend 1: omg! He literally JUST told you that was a tazer!
Friend 2: yeah, I know. I wanted to know how it worked.
Friend 1: ......... so how much does your hand hurt?
wolfbuttz:
loupotters:
apparently robert downey jr will refuse to be a part of avengers 2 (and avengers 3 and iron man 4 if it works out) if chris hemsworth and scarlett johansson don’t get a pay raise
rdj deserves a pat on the back ok
and marvel deserves a kick in the groin
Watch
“Tell Lieutenant Uhura that I love her vageen.”
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
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Reasons I love wearing my TARDIS shirt
Going through airport security and a big, intimidating guard makes eye contact with me:
Guard in a deadpan voice: laptops, liquids, and sonic screwdrivers must be removed from your bag as you go through security.
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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Showing Trouble with Tribbles to a friend for the...
My friend: poor tribbles are being so man-handled.
Me: meh. Tribbles don't care. Tribbles are content so long as they're still able to lay around uselessly, coo, eat, and breed. Much like myself.
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So, I have a final in a few hours, then I have 5 hours before my last final, which I shall be studying during non-stop.
Then, when my last final ends at 10pm, I’m gonna have to go home and pack up everything. The next morning, early, I have to go pick up my rental car, move out of my dorm completely, transport it to my new room, return the car, get my suitcase, get on BART, go to...
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On our way to Star Trek Into Darkness
Friend 1: Since I'm wearing red, I'll just be Uhura!
Friend 2: And I'm in yellow! I get to be Kirk! *turns to friend 1* What's your first name, ho?
Everyone: ...... Um...
Friend 2: No! No, wait! I didn't mean it like that! Her last name is actually "Ho", you guys!
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I JUST SAW STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS.
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nautilo replied to your video:
A while ago, my friend’s friend was looking for a…
did he ever get a job? Haha, unsure. I’ll have to ask Stellan.
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