My brother came home from school today speaking in the lowest most gravelly voice he could at 12 years old.
So I asked him “who died and made you Batman?”
He looked up at me and took a second before once again speaking in the voice. He said, “my parents.”
omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…
Bruce: Stop it.
Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!
Bruce: You promised.
Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?
Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.