One of my proudest moments

While watching Buffy with a friend:

Me:

You know, I would annoy the hell out of the Scoobies if I went to that school. They have all their super secret meetings in the library, but I'm such a nerd that I'd practically live in that library; they'd have to constantly pause all of their discussions about the apocalypse to wait for me to finish fondling all the books.

My friend:

I don't think they'd have to. I think you'd probably be involved in those discussions.

Me:

You think I'd be friends with all of them?

My friend:

Maybe not. I just assume that you'd be best bros with Giles; because you're him except younger, female, and American.

Me:

.... That's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me.

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Posted on January 19, 2013 with 17 notes

treesong:

coffeeandsleeping:

I just watch “Hush”

so. good.

just…wow.

AHHHHHHHH WHAT DID I TELL YOU

Inserting myself into this conversation to say FUCK YEAH, DOUG JONES.

WERK.

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Posted on August 30, 2012 via Sometimes I do things with 8 notes

Source: coffeeandsleeping

I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome, unsung badass: Doug Jones.

Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.

He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells? Probably because Doug’s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit.

Here’s a picture of him:

Still not look too familiar? Well, maybe you saw Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Doug Jones.

Or, are you a Buffy fan? Remember the episode “Hush”?

Look familiar now? He’s the one in the front.

Did you like the movie Pan’s Labyrinth?

Doug Jones.

Did you like the Hellboy movies?

Doug Jones.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Or, hey! Were you born in the 90’s? Remember the movie Hocus Pocus that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:

Yup. Doug Jones.

Still not convinced of how badass this guy is? Here’s some awesome for you.

It took him 5 hours to get into the Pale Man costume in Pan’s Labyrinth, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.

And the costume for Fauno himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn’t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize Ofelia’s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn’t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else’s lines in a language he couldn’t speak.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Werk.

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Posted on June 9, 2012 with 15,536 notes

comedynerdsunited:

flavorpill:

popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

And Lilly showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”

ALL OF THIS