A while ago, my friend’s friend was looking for a job, so he made this video.

I feel like tumblr needs to see it.

I’m waiting in line at Walgreens and the guy in front of me goes up to the counter with an arm full of various valentines candy.

The cashier starts ringing him up and says “Ohh! This is a lot of chocolate! You must be getting this a very foxy Valentine!”

And the guy is getting out his wallet and responds “Yes, I am.”

Then he looks up from his wallet and intensely whispers “ME.”

So, some guy on campus handed me a pamphlet with Bilbo Baggins on the cover.

The inside is pretty much about how awesome and badass Bilbo is. Then, it’s all “You know who else is awesome and badass?”

And on the back it’s like

“BAM. JESUS. THAT’S WHO.”

(via ruinedchildhood)

waytoomuchportland:

Someone is Changing Portland Stop Signs to “Poop” | Portland Mercury

doubleghost:

This is me dancing my heart out while my kids ignore me and watch TV.

colinquinn:

Spiceworld, 2012

fuckcommunism:

Hardcore