alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

MY DAD IS REALLY PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE I KEEP CHANGING EVERYTHING (HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND, ACCOUNT PICTURE, IPAD BACKGROUND, ETC) TO THIS

I NOW HAVE HIS PHONE. GUESS WHAT I’M CHANGING THE BACKGROUND TO.

he’s put passwords on all of his devices so ive just left this on his desk

(via intelligentairhead)

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

redkiteslongnights:

gaycomalfoy:

in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 

hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it

does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not 

This is my new favourite story on the internet.

(via doubleadrivel)

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

This is what photosets were designed for.

(via carryon-deducing-inthetardis)

gamzees-butt:

thischick25:

casinthetardis:

So, we can all admit to seeing some weird ass ads in our lives. 

But this one. This one might just take the cake for me. 

I bet you can’t guess what this is an add for at first glance

Yep. That’s right. 

TAMPAX. THIS IS AN AD FOR TAMPAX. 

Let me just let that sink in 

::slow clap::

hey whoa it finally happened, there are NO flowers or salads

OMG. THIS AD IS AMAZING.

(via ontinetine)

westmakara:

outlawroad:

I feel like I can actually back up my defense of asexual characters because not only am I a celibate asexual, I’m a writer who writes asexual characters. Even before I started doing that, I was writing nonsexual relationships only.

Moffat, I understand that you are a middle-aged heterosexual man who knows nothing about asexuality, like the vast majority of the world. I understand you most likely don’t know any asexuals in real life, have never even met an asexual in real life, or at least have never had a conversation about asexuality. You think asexuality is boring because you are someone sexual who has no idea what it’s actually like to be an asexual in the 21st century. I’m strangely not angry at you for your perspective. It comes from ignorance. And who exactly do you have around you that is equipped to educate you thoroughly? No one.

But as a writer who has spent the last decade writing character relationships totally devoid of sex and sexual tension—whether those characters were asexual or not—I have to demonstrate the dramatic potential of asexuality:

Read More

(via oldgrunklewest)

halianfromplanetzork:

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

I haven’t laughed so hard in ages

(via jackharknessindrag)

the-more-i-arty:

Haven’t done any cocktails in a while. And I’ve seen artwork for Sherlock ones but no recipes.

So here we go. Most of these are twists on existing recipes.

You can save them for series 3 or drink them right now if the wait has driven you to drink.

And of course please drink responsibly.

(via irollforinitiative)

morrissarty:

starrynightcalamity:

sweetkirkandhellaspock:

heysammy:

trentofsky:

trentofsky:

trentofsky:

trentofsky:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

You’re going to die alone

In the woods with Shia LaBeouf

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Starring Nicolas Cage

And Ben Stiller

(via eddeha)

teddy-monster:

menmountain:

Hugh Laurie’s hotel room.

O_O

Dat ass….

(via navalenigma)