When I was visiting my family, I came downstairs and my mom was watching “X-men: Last Stand” and she was at the part where the winged guy’s dad is making him take the cure. When he burst free from his bonds and stood up tall with his wings all spread out my mom yells passionately at the screen “THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL. DON’T LET THEM CHANGE YOU.”
OH. HEY. LOOK. IT’S WHAT GAVE ME HOPE THAT WE COULD SEE THE AWESOME, BADASS, SNARKY, MAJESTIC MOTHER FUCKER THAT IS DEADPOOL ON THE BIG SCREEN.
AND THEN THIS.
Everyone who thought that this was a good idea when writing this script should be ashamed of themselves. I hope your names get called in the Hunger Games and NO ONE VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE.
Marvel Comics makes history with a gay X-Men marriage.
Marvel Comics’ Astonishing X-Men is set to experience a new sound effect on top of its booms, whams, and sknits: the bong of wedding bells. Specifically, it’s the wedding bells of Marvel’s first gay marriage between longtime X-Man Northstar and his civilian boyfriend, Kyle. After pairing up the couple in 2009, Marvel is officially tying their knot in June’s Astonishing X-Men #51.
Yay for comics!!!
BITCH I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU TURN INTO YOUR MOTHER
I swear. This scene was like those bitchy girls in high school. With Mystique laughing along after? Magneto is totally Regina George, and Mystique is his Gretchen Wieners.
WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR X-MEN: FIRST CLASS?
And yes, I know that Wolverine isn’t in this one but whatever.